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Help! My puppy dog is doing his doggy poos in the Discovery every time we go out! Anybody got any advice? It would
be most welcome as he is doing this AFTER being taken for a long walk!
And the smell of crap is dulling my senses, making my eyes water so much
I am in danger of ending up in a hedge somewhere! Not to mention having
to clean it all up from where it has landed in the back of the Landrover
while I'm driving. On the floor, walls, windows, seats & the other
dog! Please Help, someone, I'm at the end of my tether! |
Dear Sarah, Although
we base our cause more on community issues and less on the individual
plight, we do keep up to date on other dog related matters. At the 2005
Tokyo Motor Show, Honda introduced a concept car specifically designed
with the dog owner in mind, called the W.O.W. This car should at least
aid you with your flying poop problem. Click here
to see more of Honda's W.O.W. The
site is in Japanese and we are not sure if this car is in production yet,
but you get a sense of what's to come. |
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I say
when an owner stops in front of your house and lets their dog crap on
your lawn, save it in a bag till it reaches a nice quantity and either
throw it at them or gift wrap it and give it to them. Or at the very least,
harrass the hell out of them every time you see them. Once should send
a message. If they do it again, they're morons. -Russell
H. |
Dear Poop Von Scoop, While we enjoy you militant tactics, safety is the biggest concern that we have for our members. Might we recommend a less confrontational passive aggressive approach. "Turd Tags" help in that very special way. |
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On my way to work one morning, I noticed a terrible smell in my car. Once arriving at the office, I needed to investigate the bad odor. Taking a glance at the gas/clutch pedals, I noticed there was something a muck...DOG DOO! Dog doo all in the grooves of the pedals and on my shoes! How horrible (as you might imagine). Once arriving home for the day, that's when I noticed it...someone had allowed their dog to poop next to the driver's side door of my car! HOW INCONSIDERATE...my shoe print still visible. If I had
only used the turd tag, maybe I could have left a message for the owner
of the mystery dog! I now carry turd tags with me in order to continue
the revolution! One doggie doo at a time! -Kristin
S. |
Dear Kristin, We are sorry to hear of your recent assault. We have contacted our associates in the Tampa Bay area and forces should be on the move shortly to tag and expose all turds. Our resources are running thin lately and even though you should see activity in your neighborhood , we highly recommend that you start your own local chapter soon. Long live the Revolution! |
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Finally a website
I can relate to. Most people look at dog waste as being something as messy
and a nuisance, albeit this is true, there's much more to dog waste. Most
people have no idea of the health risks when coming in contact with pathogenic
dog waste. People can get hookworm that creates painful skin infections
and you can be blinded from roundworm. Dog waste is also a major pollutant
to our waterways. In my humble opinion, a dog owner who does not pick
up after his/her dog shouldn't be allowed to be an owner. Keep up the
good work getting the message out there!! |
Dear Craig, Thanks
for your support and useful information regarding the health hazards associated
with delinquent doggie doo. You can also find out more information regarding
the hazards of dog waste through one of our links. Go to our links page
and look for The Dog Pooh Life-Cycle, a short flash presentation
by Envirolead.com. |
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Your Web Site is so needed. I think we citizens should ban together and
stop all those lazy people who don't want their dogs to crap in their yard
so they walk them to crap in our yards and leave it for us. I have so many
testimonials but the one that stands out is this lady that lives down the
street from me on Spring Lane who has this 20 lb. black mixed mutt of a
dog that constantly poops in my driveway! I think he has been taught to
use my drive way on purpose! He runs to my house unsupervised and craps
all over the drive way. It ends up getting on my shoe and then in my car
before I know it and my car stinks! I'm thinking of sueing that lady to
have my car cleaned and pay for the distress that this mutt of a dog named
Chris I think has caused me. Please let me know if you have any advice to
give since you must be well informed of this stinking problem.
Sincerely, -Pat L. Lakeland, FL |
Dear Pat, Thanks for the testimonial. We appreciate all stories regarding poop good and bad. It is most unfortunate that you have this canine catastrophe on your hands. Here are a few words of advice for you. 1.
Watch your step |
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Gaulle once proclaimed that it was nearly impossible to rule a country that
had over 350 different cheeses, but frankly I think Chirac is having trouble
because there are almost as many different juicy turd balls lying around
on any given path between two points....
It is decided, I'm going to make a french version and stick them everywhere! -Elena F. Paris, France |
Dear
Elena,
Please keep us updated on your progress with your French battle against the demons who fail to pick up their dog's poop. Long live the Revolution!! |
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RULES!! I've already printed some for my neighborhood. -Bart B. Brooklyn, NY |
Dear
Bart,
Thanks for the good word. We need more people like you out there. |
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