Every village, town and city in every state in every country in the world is brethren in one issue, an issue that plagues us all as we walk our sidewalks and our streets. My friends you may ask what is this binding dilemma that we all share. Well I tell you it is the laziness and irresponsibility of dog owners who do not clean up the poop that comes out of their dog's derrière. Police departments and government agencies do not have the time or budget to patrol and rectify this problem. This is why we the people must band together to battle and conquer these evildoers by letting them know that we will not be forced to walk in fear in our neighborhoods.

Join the revolution today by printing (some assembly required) your very own early warning poop detection system (a.k.a. Turd Tags). Simply right click the image on the left and select Print Picture. Next, print out*, cut out, tape together and stick in dog poop. Print as many as your neighborhood demands.

We all know that this does not clear the path to freedom, but it does send two warnings. One to the law-abiding pedestrians... Look out! And secondly to the lackey poopie picker uppers... We are watching you!!

* Printing on cardstock tends to yield the best rigidity when attempting to insert into dog feces. On occasion a toothpick taped to the sign is needed for proper insertion.